katelynpossible: never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
winchesterwhowatson: so i just found a thing ? is that even-? okay that’s not ??? is that even legal
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: eggsammich: Benedict Cumberbatch is a real sweetheart and it kinda sucks to see people shitting all over him for his unorthodox name and making fun of his face You know, the two things he’s most insecure about I don’t care what fandom you’re in or not in or if you hate fandom bloggers just can you not bully this man he has literally done nothing to deserve it...
doodlesbytara: hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
sassygaydean: ilovehowyouletmefall: Imagine Cas becoming human and Dean trying to get him into classic rock. But somehow Cas gets introduced to dubstep. And it’s suddenly all he wants to listen to. Imagine Dean’s face.
jeni2727: brassmama: Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me: yep
louistheking: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
gaysexinchurch: how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
nochancemartian: toukos: what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN
marius: had you been there today you might know how it feels to be struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight
enjolras: [looks into the camera like he's on the office]
nanenna: “A nice murder, that’ll cheer you up.” I love this show!
vvyoming: i’m only as strong as my internet signal
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
inbox: you think my shorts are too short? I can tell you what else is short. your dick
ask-hiccup-and-jack: prussiass: ...
juju-magic: I missed Christmas cause i suck, so have A RACHIAN NEW YEARS DRABBLE. word count: 1599 according to my word processor but it suck so. summary: this is exactly how it would go and you all know it. notes: I DIDN’T EDIT IT i’m tired of looking at it i’m not apologizing The very last day of the year and it was freezing cold. For maybe the tenth time that day, Octavian wondered just...